So here’s a quick question; When exactly did naked male flesh get to be yucky or bad? Why are grown-ass adults reduced to giggly school children when a guy wears shorts above his fucking knee? When I was a kid way back in the dark ages men used to wear shorts to play sports. We even wore bathing suits and (gasp) speedos. We showed our thighs. Are those days gone forever?
As long as I’m on the subject why is a speedo synonymous with gay? Why don’t women think seeing the outline of a penis is hot? Has sexual repression really advanced that far? How about we grow the fuck up about sexuality. You know, like we used to be.
Humans should find human flesh to be attractive. Sexual repression and the demonization of heterosexual urges by both the left and right disgusts me. Sexual mutilation, fat shaming, rape and whole host of other abominations start with body shaming. Mortification of the flesh is an age old practice that should be rejected by modern sensibilities.
When the revolution comes I’ll be wearing a kilt. Duh. But at the post revolution pool party I’ll be rocking a shiny speedo. Saor Alba, Vaya Con Dios, and Viva la Revolucion!